Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted feed somebits to a massive alligator. Witnesses say that Trump even got a little overly familiar with the creature, leading some nervoussnickers. The {entiresituation was captured on video, and pictures have rapidly gone trending online.
- It's unclear
- deliberately went there
- people are theorizing that he wastrying to make a statement
Breaking News: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has confronted a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
Trump's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing his best weird Trump news suits. He's even said he will build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a gator jail - Alcatraz for these pesky beasts, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' dealin' with the tough stuff.
- Make America Great Again !
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical fundraiser, folks. The President himself is hitting the muck on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and expecting a challenge. Will he run screaming back to the White House? Only time will tell!
Can You Believe This?! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna believe this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to go on a wild expedition. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious bravery and is diving into a cage full of hungry alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever go wrong?? Only time will reveal.